goodthingsarewaiting:

A step by step guide on how to flourish:

1. Say goodbye to the toxic shit.
2. Keep doing you and discovering who you really are with an open and curious heart.

mcmansionhell:

what level of posting is this

birchdoors:

minecraft creepers be like

birbboba:

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

sftn:

timsutton:

I really am crying

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

me, giving the Corporate Technocracy my dna: i need to know what percentage greek i am or i cannot live anohter day

me, spitting into a tube: tell me what brand my chromosomes are and also definitely dont keep this on file for when i commit future crimes please

me at the drive thru: can I get a medium spaghetti

the worker: please spit into the DNA tube so i can verify you’re at least 4% italiano

moththewolfman:

I am psyched

Cannot wait

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

thetattedstoner:

kar120c:

What a remarkable woman.

Wholesome

rudolfvlcek:

Misty

Rýchory, Krkonoše, Czech republic

icewindandboringhorror:

the only four moods I ever experience  during the summer